Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not a fan of online videos. You put me in front of a 45-minute “training” video, and I’ll be asleep by minute 6, drooling on my keyboard and dreaming about tacos. So when I found out Strategic Protection offered a Level 2 Security Guard Online Course with zero videos, I said, “Sign me up before they change their mind.”
Chapter 1: The Written Word is Mightier Than the Mouse
Chapter 2: I Actually Learned Stuff
Now, I’m not saying I expected to pass by sheer charm and caffeine alone, but I did expect the test to be scary. Spoiler: it wasn’t. The course was designed so well, I felt like my brain got a security upgrade along the way. I took the final exam like a boss — calmly, confidently, and with only two existential crises. I passed. On the first try. And yes, I bragged about it in the family group chat. (Even my cousin who thinks “Level 2” is a video game achievement was impressed.)
Chapter 3: The Plot Twist — Free Job Opportunities
